Ask Darron, July 2005

What's a hollaback girl?

A Holla Back Girl is a girl that returns a call or page at 2:30 in the morning for sex with a gentleman caller. In some parts of the world, she may be called a "Booty Call" girl.

---> Gwen Stefani, Love. Angel. Music. Baby. <---

What is Shakira's song "La Tortura" about?

With my limited spanish, and observations of the music video, I'd say that "La Tortura" is about people that lust after each other and know it, but can't act on it because they are in relationships with someone else. It can be torture (I feel like Peggy Hill trying to educate in spanish. She doesn't know what she's talking about half the time!)

---> Shakira, Fijacion Oral Volumen 1 <---

Why do I love track 3 on the Mariah album so much?

Track three on Mariah's album. "Shake It Off". This is going to be Mariah's next single that's released. I would say that you enjoy listening to it due to its relaxed melodies and beats. It's like a lullaby you can dance to.

---> Mariah Carey, The Emancipation of Mimi <---

And that's it for this month's edition of Ask Darron... Tune in next month, faithful readers...

Swingers

Trent: Look at this, OK? I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.

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Office Space

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been missing it, Bob.

---> DVD / CD / Stapler / quotes <---

Arrested Development - Season One

[Tobias looks at a gift basket Michael recieved]

Michael Bluth: Didn't you get one of those, too? You bought Lindsay at the same auction...

Tobias Fünke: Yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run. And now I think I have something of a mess on my hands...

Michael Bluth: Wow, there's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

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Scrubs - The Complete First Season

[to J.D., after he asks for help]

Dr. Cox: Listen Vanessa Janice Tiffany Amber (in a sing-song voice) Thiessen. I'm gonna go ahead and give ya a little something I call Perry's Perspective.

1. If the guy in front of me in the coffee shop can't decide what he wants in the 30 minutes it takes for him to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill him.


2. I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be one website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn.


3. Third, and most important, to be respected as a doctor, nay a man, you must be an ocean. You're born alone, you damn sure die alone, (looks over and speaks to a cadaver rolling by) isn't that right spike?

My point is, and you may want to jot this down... only the weak need help.

J.D.: I should have that tattoed on my neck.

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Team America: World Police

Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".
Intelligence: [pause] Yes there is.

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Blues Brothers

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

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