Monday, May 23, 2005

Arrested Development - Season One

[Tobias looks at a gift basket Michael recieved]

Michael Bluth: Didn't you get one of those, too? You bought Lindsay at the same auction...

Tobias F√ľnke: Yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run. And now I think I have something of a mess on my hands...

Michael Bluth: Wow, there's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

---> DVD / quotes <---

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Scrubs - The Complete First Season

[to J.D., after he asks for help]

Dr. Cox: Listen Vanessa Janice Tiffany Amber (in a sing-song voice) Thiessen. I'm gonna go ahead and give ya a little something I call Perry's Perspective.
  1. If the guy in front of me in the coffee shop can't decide what he wants in the 30 minutes it takes for him to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill him.

  2. I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be one website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn.

  3. Third, and most important, to be respected as a doctor, nay a man, you must be an ocean. You're born alone, you damn sure die alone, (looks over and speaks to a cadaver rolling by) isn't that right spike?
My point is, and you may want to jot this down... only the weak need help.

J.D.: I should have that tattoed on my neck.

---> DVD / CD / quotes <---

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Team America: World Police

Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".
Intelligence: [pause] Yes there is.

---> DVD / CD / quotes <---

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Blues Brothers

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

---> DVD / CD / quotes <---

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Seinfeld -- The Complete Fourth Season

Cosmo Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious.
Jerry: That's true.
Cosmo Kramer: It's very refreshing...

---> DVD / 1-3 DVD / quotes <---

Monday, May 16, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

Kid on Bus: "What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?"
Napoleon Dynamite: "Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!!"

---> DVD / CD / quotes <---

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Welcome to my Catablog.

This blog is an experiment for me to create my own catablog -- a list of products & services I like and recommend.

Sometimes I'll review the products & services. Sometimes I'll just quote my favorite line from the DVD or CD. Where possible, I'll link to the products & services in case you want to try them yourself.

A friend of mine tells me there's not much difference between my catablog and the "web link spam" that comes from search engine optimizers. I do not agree.
  1. I'm not automating this process;

  2. I am not recommending things I dislike;

  3. and my goal is for the sum to be greater than the parts in telling the audience who I am by showcasing what I like.

  4. I will post at most once a day, and many days not at all. Just when I feel inspired to mention another product or service I really like.
This experiment is a journey, so let's see where it takes us...