Scrubs - The Complete First Season

[to J.D., after he asks for help]

Dr. Cox: Listen Vanessa Janice Tiffany Amber (in a sing-song voice) Thiessen. I'm gonna go ahead and give ya a little something I call Perry's Perspective.

1. If the guy in front of me in the coffee shop can't decide what he wants in the 30 minutes it takes for him to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill him.


2. I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be one website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn.


3. Third, and most important, to be respected as a doctor, nay a man, you must be an ocean. You're born alone, you damn sure die alone, (looks over and speaks to a cadaver rolling by) isn't that right spike?

My point is, and you may want to jot this down... only the weak need help.

J.D.: I should have that tattoed on my neck.

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